veronica-rich:

aceofsquiddles:

aceofsquiddles:

cassidy-peterson:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

dobrodosao:

linguini17:

haiku-robot:

silver-tongues-blog:

nightguardmod:

tehjai:

aliyamirat:

naamahdarling:

setheverman:

tooquirkytolose:

My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be embarrassed by my use of outdated memes….how long until I myself am not Hip With It….how long until I am no longer a trendy memer…

my greatest fear honestly

Listen, I am 40.  I was around for the early internet of webrings and hamsterdance. Homestarrunner.  Those little cats in the boat singing to Immigrant Song.  Longcat.  Ceiling cat.  Radiskull.  Powerthirst.

So to me anything that is funny on the internet is, and always will be, cutting-edge and hilarious.  If it’s funny the first time, it’s funny the eleven thousandth time.  No exceptions.

I accumulate memes. Social media sites form actual strata in my soul, revealing my geological age in layers: Geocities, Myspace, Livejournal, Tumblr.  Memes encrust me, like jewels, just layer on layer of reaction gifs and shitposts, some of which I barely understand, but I refuse to let go of.  I cling to them, they are ever-relevant, undying.

You callow youths, who think in your innocence that that memes come and go, you are tepid fools who still smell of milk.

I am where memes go to die. I am where memes go to live eternal. Someday, if you are lucky, you will join me.  Bring your breadsticks meme, your Spiders Georg, your Bode, your big mood, your Supernatural gifs, your oh worm.  Come with me and rejoice in pointless in-jokes and long-forgotten references.  Embrace your encyclopedic knowledge of comedy sites ca 2006 and come share the knowledge with us. Come with me and lik the bred.  

You gotta.

“You callow youths, who think in your innocence that that memes come and go, you are tepid fools who still smell of milk.”

Put this on my headstone, underneath a picture of Ceiling Cat.

all your base are belong to us

It’s almost like nobody expects nearly 50 year old memes

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Originally posted by weareinquisitor

listen, memes never die, they just start getting called quotes and references

listen memes never

die they just start getting called

quotes and references

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On a recent residential, I taught four dozen 11 year olds “Badger badger badger badger…” and they loved it, even pointing out various fungi on the walks and going “MUSHROOM MUSHROOM” 

@theshitpostcalligrapher YOU

yes, dear?

I’m responsible for an entire school learning about Homestar Runner I’ll make Homsar noises whenever I damn well want to.

I’ve recently discovered that 6 year olds are aware of the Crazy Frog and the Gummy Bear song. Memes don’t die.

Update: six year olds also know the Annoying Orange, and I want to know the cold embrace of the grave.

I remember seeing “teh” originate in real time.

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rrareearthh:

fisnikjasharii:

Naturally Erupted Elephant Rock in Heimaey in Iceland

I’ve often seen pictures of the elephant’s head, and have been amazed by it every time. But I’d never seen the picture from above, showing the whole body/tail and trunk. It’s incredible from this angle, and am convinced it is a real ancient mega elephant turned to stone by a dark or benevolent force long forgotten.

AKA this fucks me up

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shambhalala:

The tonal difference between ‘Positive Songs for Negative People’ and ‘Be More Kind’ really shows (to me) how much can change in three years. PSFNP has the general theme of “kick your mental ailments right where it hurts and don’t stop until it stays still,” whereas BMK is “make peace with yourself, be gentle, and everything will eventually be okay.”

Regardless, both are amazing, uplifting albums in different ways and I’m very grateful to Frank Turner.